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PostSubject: Jokes   Wed Jul 21, 2010 6:02 pm

What do you guys think of the fat joke? lol

What are some good jokes guys?

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Thu Jul 22, 2010 11:12 am

Hmm well its nice but kinda offencive such as me, I have some fat but I would be more of a medium.

Also yes I do love jokes. [Blond Jokes Rule]
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Thu Jul 22, 2010 11:36 am

Haha, sorry if I offended you. I said it wasn't a fat joke

Got any good blond jokes?

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Thu Jul 22, 2010 12:08 pm

Just found this one:

A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Thu Jul 22, 2010 12:23 pm

Very Happy Thats funny man XD

This new show comes on and when a bell rings you must make a sound

This time is to make animal sounds

Theres a Blond,Red,And a bernet

The bell rings and The Bernet sayes "MOOO"

The second bell rings and the Red Head sayes "Oink Oink"

Then at last, the third bell rings and the blond screams our "Potatoes"
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Thu Jul 22, 2010 12:25 pm

HAHAH laymes that was hilarious! same with yours DaBomb lol maybe someone should make a blond joke thread.

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Sat Jul 31, 2010 12:03 pm

yo momma joke coming...

you momma's so fat that when she jumped into the ocean the whales started singing we are family all my brothers sisters and me
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Sat Jul 31, 2010 11:23 pm

Yo mama's so old when I told her to act her age, she died.
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Mon Aug 02, 2010 8:05 pm

Yo mama so fat that when she seen a bus she screamed out "Catch that twinkie!"
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Mon Aug 02, 2010 8:07 pm

classic!

yo momma so poor, she watches Tv on an etch-a-sketch.

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Thu Mar 17, 2011 4:49 am

I hope you will enjoy this.

ďA man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight! Finally, the thugs subdued him and took his wallet. Upon finding only two dollars in the wallet, the surprised thug said "Why did you put up such a fight?" To which the man promptly replied "I was afraid that you would find the $200 hidden in my shoe!"
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